WTF: Hiney-Ho, Ladies - Don’t Hide Your Assets this Spring
By Roberta Rosenberg on Oct 17, 2008 in WTF
I was going to do a post about writing great order cards, but that can sooo wait.
In today’s perusal of the fashion news (why I read the fashion news is a mystery since I get my clothes mostly at the tables at BJs), I came upon this little tidbit.
No pants is the new skinny jean - StyleList Blog
Nice, huh?
Of course, if you’re a guy you’re thinking “Woo-hoo.” But stop for a moment and think about all those women you see on the beach wearing itsy bitsy when they should be covering maxi maxi. (And men, I’m talking to you, too, about wearing those sling-style swim things under big bellies. You know who you are.)
You wanna be looking at that before you have your first morning coffee?
Here’s a few more crotch shots, just in case you’re still making up your mind.
Then I’m thinking about the girl stuff. Sitting down? Brrr, cold. Bending over? OMG. Full Brazilian wax job? Painful. Even more time at the gym to pump and plump? Not this babe. I’ll wear pretty underwear and get an extra hour’s beauty sleep in the morning, thanks.
Do you hear that noise? It’s the sound of Barbarians breathing heavy at our garden gates …
Next post I swear is on topic about copywriting. Really, I mean it.
