The Copywriting Maven

 
Years ago, when my now middle-aged brother was around age 5 or so, he went through a standard battery of psychological tests our school system loved to conduct.
One of the scenarios was about going to the store to get mommy a quart of milk. You discover the store was out of milk. What would you do [...]

photo credit: FreeRangeLife
I actually have a more serious post in the hopper, but when I saw this in my spam filter, I found myself seriously distracted.
Rock Bottom Preis fur die neueste Schmuck Kollektion
You don’t even have to be able to read German to read this. Or do you? Here’s the translation:
Rock Bottom price for the latest [...]