I happen to LOVE male enhancement spam, especially those obviously written by folks for whom English is a second or third language. The euphemisms alone are worth the price.

Of course, I invariably lose a few Maven readers. That does make me a little sad. But for those who know how much I simply love language, thanks for hanging in.

It’s now a trouser goldfish? I thought it was a trouser trout. If you have a trouser goldfish maybe this ad will really appeal to you (sense of scarcity maybe?)

But then why not draw exactly that analogy?

“Do you want a trouser goldfish or a trouser trout? Don’t swim with the minnows, we’ve got just what you need….”

Well ok it’s pretty tacky. But it’s WAY better than “decent size in your pants”. Maybe women should use that as a pickup line, “Hey bud, do you have a decent size in your pants?”

OK. I’m sorry.

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