How to Write a Spam Comment: The 30-Second Recipe
By Roberta Rosenberg on Dec 16, 2009 in Spam Jam
I saw this in my ‘Pending Crap Comment” folder. If you’ve ever wondered about crafting a crap comment of your own, here’s a working template for you. (All words guaranteed genuine true.)
Comment:
{hi|hello|howdy|greetings|gooday} there, i just {stumbled|came across|discovered|found|saw} your {blog|website|site|web portal} via {google|yahoo|bing}, and i must say that you write {exceptionally|pretty|interestingly|awesomely} {well|good} on your {blog|website|site|web portal}. i am really {impressed|taken|moved|motivated|struck} by the {way|mode|method} that you write, and the {content|message|subject} is {superb|good|great|quality|excellent}. {anyway|anyhow|anyways|in any event|in any case}, i would also like to know whether you would like to exchange links with my {blog|website|site|web portal}? i will be more than {happy|willing} to reciprocate and {put|enter|insert|drop} your link off in the {link exchange area|blogroll|link section}. {waiting|looking|anticipating} for your {reply|answer|response|respond}, thanks and {cheers|have a great day|enjoy your day|gooday}!
I’m not sure what drives the final word choices. Who gets mode instead of method. Why one site gets superb and the other merely excellent. And there is that little matter of the “gooday” typo. But all in all, this is a pretty good “Write Your Own Spam Comment” template to use.
Just don’t use it here. 
Jessica | Dec 18, 2009 | Reply
Ha–I love it! The one good thing about spammy comments like this is that at least they’re complimentary
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Roberta Rosenberg | Dec 20, 2009 | Reply
Jessica – at least this one is and it’s not porn. Always a plus in my book.