The Copywriting Maven

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With markets tanking across the globe and mainstreeters worried about jobs, I’m thinking this holiday season is going to be heavy on the practical and light on the whimsy.
“These stuffed toys absolutely reek of fun.”
Consider this gift item, for example. A set of pee and poo plush dolls set. $38. Yep, your [...]

Today I had to write a ‘mea culpa’ email to a customer who chewed me out because I didn’t ask her why she wanted to cancel her gift order and just accepted the cancellation without comment.
(In this case, I knew the reason was going to be a sensitive one, similar to returning a crib still [...]

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… and park on a driveway?
I’m a first-generation American on my father’s side, second-generation on my mother’s. Practically everyone I knew spoke English as a second language and with quite a strong accent. Many were bi, tri and even quad-lingual – Russian, Hungarian, Czech, Romanian, along with Yiddish as the “mamaloshen.”
English, however, [...]

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I have a ton of other things to do today, but this struck funny enough to share.
I was perusing my Google Alert bot for “copywriting” when I came across this little tidbit:

Direct Bodily function – The Fast Route to 6 Integer Worker Copywriting

Why is independent direct bodily process copywriting so [...]