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Spam Funnies: If you gave a gold fish a bigger instrument … »

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Directly from my spam filter. Every word guaranteed genuine authentic.
Subj Head:
“If you had a gold fish, you would ask for a bigger instrument.”
Text:
“Don’t miss your chance to become a real macho and by that we mean increasing your male dimensions. As nothing adds more masculinity to his style as decent size in [...]

Spam Funnies: Something About My Pants »

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I’ve been working since 5:30 am and I haven’t had near enough coffee yet, so of course I found this email subject head intriguing and totally hilarious.

Your pants will be in order all the time.

I don’t know about you, but I worry about this kind of stuff every damn day.

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Spam Funnies: I Saw Your Structure & Oh My! »

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This little missive managed to evade my usually efficient gmail spam filters. The only thing I’ve changed is the name.
hello
My name is jessy.
I saw your structure today
and became intrested in you, I shall like to know also you more, and
I want, that you have sent e-mail to my e-mail address, thus I [...]

SPAM JAM: They lost me at “DEFIED” »

As a reader, you know how much I enjoy, from time to time, sharing “spam jam” from one of my numerous email addresses. Today’s offering comes directly from The Netherlands. This is a direct quote from the email’s subject head:
YOU HAVE DEFIED THE LAW OF DOWNWARDNESS IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME!!!
Problem is I’m not sure if [...]